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Dude are you talking about Jarell "Big Baby" Miller? Let me tell you about what you did to J. Miller that day.

That day, J. Miller decided he would never show emotion... but being the sensitive guy that he was, it started eating up at him... on the inside... and the only escape from this pain was to eat.

He loved eating. He loved shrimp most. Shrimp scampi, shrimp cocktail, shrimp anything... he'd eat it. Jarrell blew up to over 300 pounds. The doctors told him that he had to exercise if he wanted to make it past 30. So Jarrell took up boxing.

Not only did he love the sport... he learned that he was good at it. Really good. He decided to fight in the amateurs. He beat one guy, and then another... and then another... it was all so easy. So he decided to go pro.

Again, he beat everyone that was put in front of him. His fights were even broadcast on TV. He gained fans. One fan, this girl, saw him for who he was. A guy that beat other guys for a living, but one that had a huge heart. Even his nickname became "Big Baby." It made Jarrell so happy. He was being understood... people were seeing him for him. He could show his emotions once again and no one would ever make fun of him.

Jarrell decided to start fighting for all the kids like her. The ones that needed hope the most. He was going to become world champ... and one day he was tapped to fight Anthony Joshua, the best heavyweight boxer in the world. IBF, WBO, WBA. He held 3 of the the 4 world champion belts. Jarrell knew he could beat him, all those kids counted on it!

But he was a 10 to 1 underdog. Everyone was saying he was going to lose. He even began to believe in those people. He thought that maybe he was growing weak ever since he started showing his true self. "Big Baby" turned into an insult. /u/S011110M4112 's face flashed before his eyes. Laughing at him while he cried. He couldn't remember why he was crying, but he remembered the lesson. Don't be such a fucking baby. "Big Baby" was dead. He had to fight and he had to win, for the kids. So J. Miller asked his coach if he knew of anything that would give him the edge. Anything.

Not soon long after, during a routine drug exam for performance enhancing drugs, J. Miller popped positive. Not just once... but three times... one of those drugs was even proven to have caused cancer in mice. His fight with Anthony Joshua was cancelled and a new opponent was brought in.

J. Miller watched the Anthony Joshua fight on June 1st in the dark eating a shrimp cocktail. As he watched Andy Ruiz, the substitute fighter, TKO Anthony Joshua on TV he held back his tears... cos real men don't cry. He once had a shot at the world, but he failed. All because he learned that crying was for babies. /u/S011110M4112 once again flashed in his mind... pointing and laughing... calling him "Big Baby."

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