Liar. The ICB went into the galley on a Sunday, saw an empty ice cream tub in the cooler, went into the kitchen, checked the cream rotation list to see which flavor was next up (the list was wrong), saw it was vanilla, went all the way down the beer can on his day off to get the vanilla, placed it in the ice cream cooler, and left a note in the kitchen office saying what he did. The food service supervisor didn't see the note, then went overboard and sent a Pole All email. The ICB sent a reply email. There was no ice cream restriction. There were always two tubs of ice cream, but there was less vanilla than other flavors, so it came around less often.

The bacon was rancid. More importantly, vanilla sucks. That's why it's synonymous with boring.