Back when me and my brother were little kids, we would have this game we would play that involved our penises. At the time we were young and didn't really understand what penises were or what they were used for other than going to the bathroom. Me and my brother would actually go to the bathroom together quite often as our house only had one bathroom. One day while we were using the bathroom, my cock accidently bumped into his cock. My brother thought this was hilarious and we continued to bump cocks pretending they were swords. This is how our cool new game was invented. We used our own cocks as swords for battle.

When our parents weren't home we would wear pirate hats and jump around the sofa slamming our cocks against each other screaming, "avat thee scally wag! ye shall walk thee plank." all while our cocks swayed around like pool noodles. Eventually though we started to go through changes and eventually our cocks became hard while we would sword fight. This made the game more fun though as we actually had swords that were hard enough to fight with! We had so much fun grinding our penises together and pretending to be swordsman of the future. Soon after that we took our game to school and told all of our friends about the new cool game we invented. All of our friends were so mystified by our idea. They had no idea what penises were for, so they thought our idea was cool!

So during recess all of us went into the bathroom and got our cock swords out. It was an all out brawl of cocks and people were getting slammed all over the place with our raging hard cocks. Something weird started happening though, some of the kids had white stuff coming out of their cocks and none of us knew what it meant. Well we just ignored it at first but eventually everyone started shooting the white stuff out of their cocks. All of us thought it was really cool cause it was like a gun, and we finally concluded that our cocks were actually cannons and our parents just didn't tell us because we weren't old enough. We started rubbing our cocks to shoot the white stuff out at each other and it became a really fun game for us. Unfortunately, our friend billy got shot in the eye and couldn't see. He instantly started wailing, and like a chain reaction everyone else started crying too. I guess the teachers heard the crying cause two of them came into the bathroom and asked what was going on, then gasped at the sight of all the little boys with raging hard cocks, crying and covered in semen. I don't really remember what happened after that. TLDR Now I know why I am into dick girls