I once was getting it on in the living when I saw a face looking in the room from the back porch. I immediately jumped up, fully naked, went over to the door, opened it until the stick stopped it, and yelled at the guy to go away. He didn't move so I grabbed the stick from the door, opened the door all the way, then jabbed the guy in the face with the stick. He stumbled some, and then look at me confused. I yelled at him to leave again and he still just stood there. I then took a full swing at his head with the stick. he just barely dodged it, and suddenly realized he was being attack my a naked man with a big stick. I chased him halfway though the apartment complex, yelling at him and swinging the stick at him.

I walked back to my apartment and my girlfriend was on the line with 911. I threw some pants on and went next door. I hated the people next to us, super loud and no matter how much we complained, then wouldn't get any quieter. However, they had teenage daughters and thought it might be good for them to know of a peeping tom in the area.

The father answers the door and I gave him a quick rundown of what happened. He responds by saying that the dude is his daughters boyfriend. I lost my shit, I screamed at him, just then the apartment manager came walking up. I yelled at the apartment manager for a bit, and then the police came rolling up, and the whole apartment complex was waking up.

The next day the people next door got an eviction notice and we got a free month of rent.