Yeah, I definitely won't forget that it's for the best and that a little edgelord on reddit showed me it.

My kids would end up being satanists and worshipping the devil and that's just no good for *anyone* so you know, God had to inflict a disease on me and just nip that shit in the bud. Who knows. They may have ended up fornicating with my dog because he is just SUCH a good validation machine and I would have to give them away before they may be even more dog nutter than I am.

So, digital-import. DEFINITELY for the best. Thanks for showing me the will of God/Nature and bringing me to Jesus/Pan before it was too late. Thanks for saving my soul and bringing me to the light.