On first instinct, I’d want to kick him as hard as humanly possible in the nuts and fight with the other bitch hair-pulling ghetto style until she gets her homewrecking ass kicked to hell and back, meanwhile he’s crying like the bitch he is and vomiting, doubled over. Then kick both of their naked asses out of my house and call the police on him if he tries to come back, because he is now an intruder in my home.

What I would probably do instead is act like it wasn’t a big deal, but later subtly replace any lube/inject any lubed condoms, etc with pure ghost pepper juice so they really feel the burn the next time, need to go to the ER, etc and then I take a pic of my subhuman shitstain of a man in the ER clutching his soon to be worthless junk, post it on FB saying that he cheated, and that he is feeling the burn, pray for him, etc while laughing my ass off.

Maybe even put something just toxic enough in his food that he vomits and shits uncontrollably. Then I laugh at his pathetic ass and leave him begging for mercy without a phone or way to call 911 or otherwise go to the ER himself as I leave him shitting and vomiting by himself.

Lol I know I’m a psycho bitch and these are all just fantasies, this post got me mad at a nonexistent future “man” but I’m being serious when I say he’ll truly regret the day he was born if it ever happens.