Hey there Bret I see you lookin' down, don't wanna see my little buddy down with a frown Just because I get more women than you, well that's only because they don't know you like I do Sure you're weedy, and kinda shy but some girly out there must be needy for a weedy shy guy They want you as their needle when they're rolling in the hay Just hear me out when I say Bret you got it going ohh-n, the ladies'll get to know your sexuality When they get to know your personality I said Bret you got it going ohh-n Not in a gay way, just in a 'hey man I wanted to say that you're looking okay man' Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly Not all the time obviously just when hes got a problem with his self-esteem Don't let anybody tell you you're not humpable, because you're bumpable Well I hope this doesnt make you feel uncomfortable If I say 'you got a boom, ow-ow come on Bret' help me out now Bret you got it going ohh-n (i got it going ohh-n) That's the conclusion that I've come to, but that doesn't mean that I want to bum you Bret you got it going ohh-n (i got it going on) No doubt about it we'd be getting crazy if one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady OH if one of us was a lady, and I was your man, if I was your man Well sometimes it gets lonely And I nee-eed a woman And then I imagine you with some bosoms In fact, one time when we were touring and I was really lonely And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel, I put a wig on you while you were sleeping I put a wig on you, oooh ooh ooh and I just lay there and spooned you Oh Bret you got it going on