I'm a fat ass that got hired at the same time as a pretty blonde chick, to be account managers for a small shipping company. We both literally got hired the same day and were told that we are each getting 10 accounts to manage and that we will be receiving commission from those accounts, and that everyone recieves the same amount commission-wise when they start.

2 weeks later I'm having a smoke with the blonde and she starts complaining how the job is a lot worse than her previous one and how she can't live off of $3500 a month commissions that were given to her. Mine were about $200. Walked straight to my car and drove home, never even heard from the company again.