Okay, on the off chance that you're serious... I'm going to toss this out there.

For almost 3 years, I was a stay-at-home dad to my amazing daughter. Mom and I split up about 6 months ago and I was left with no resources and nowhere to live with my daughter for my half of the time (no family in the area, I hadn't worked for a few years since I was home with her).

I'm working a crappy job now, staying in a friend's shed (literally), and not making enough to get myself into somewhere where I can have my fair share of custody. I'm really down, spending every bit of energy I can into improving this situation but it's been almost 6 months of "1 step forward, 2 steps back". Every day it just kills me to not be with her- it was her and daddy 24/7 her whole life for 3 years and now I'm just a visitor for a couple hours twice a week, all because mom is well off.

I don't know what the hell I'm asking for, and I'm embarrassed and ashamed to even be typing this, but I'm going to go ahead and post this and hope I don't delete it. Either way, you're obviously a very nice person and also I'm glad Ubisoft came through like that. They have a bad rep, but they've released some of my favorite games of the past few years (Rayman Legends, Child of Light)