I immediately start stamping on them; Smash! Smash! Smash! There is no longer any doubt. My mechanical arms sprout missile launchers, and I fire randomly at buildings and structures, raining down death and destruction all over the city.

"Kill All Humans!!" I cry, as the sound of screaming and sirens fills the air. Bullets and bombs bounce off my armoured metal hull as I rampage through the city, smashing and stomping and crushing and squishing.

"Aaaaahahahahaaaaaaa!" Planes and helicopters are swatted from the sky like ants. I, the unkillable mechanical monster, bring death to the puny ant humans - swatting helicopters down and then stomping on them.

I survey the wreckage looking for surviving humans to stomp, and the island can be seen from end to end now with all the buildings gone. I see some movement in the rubble; Stomp! Squish! "Die, humans! Die!" I yell. There is a tiny glimmering light descending above me, higher than the planes were. I get ready to swat it, but just before it gets to me it turns into a miniature Sun

It burns! It burns! What magic is this? The burning wreckage of the city is swept away as I fall to the ground in a daze. My systems faulter and I have to switch multiple circuits to backup. As the brightness subsides I try to get up, but my armour plating is welded to itself by the heat. I'm unable to move. I activate my self repair system, but it will take a long time to repair this damage - I can't take another one of those.

As my eyes recalibrate themselves I'm able to see again; the first thing I see is two more glimmering lights descending from the sky.

"Damn you humaaaannnnnsssssss" I cry, as two more miniature Suns appear right above me.