[WP] An over-thinking scientist continually devises plans to get the main hero to notice them, though all of their attempts end up misinterpreted as desperate attempts to take over the world

The passengers were taken aback when they heard loud music playing on board their airplane. When they looked up, they were horrified to see three naked men dancing around and shouting slogans. The men had brought a bucket and were taking turns peeing and pooping in the bucket and then splashing it all over the passengers.

The men shouted about the lack of seating on airplanes and how it's a violation of human rights. The flight attendants desperately tried to stop them but couldn't as the men kept dancing around, taking turns peeing and pooping in the bucket and splashing it all over the passengers.

Finally, the pilot declared an emergency landing citing "unruly behavior" as the cause. When they landed, they found out that these three men were part of an activist group protesting lack of seating in airplanes.

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