3. [WP] "Attention, denizens of the Underworld. One among you tried to blackmail me...

[WP] "Attention, denizens of the Underworld. One among you tried to blackmail me, stating that unless I did as you wish, you would make public photos of me having a 'fairy princess' tea party with my human goddaughter in the Mortal Realm. I released those pictures for viewing myself this morning."

"Attention, denizens of the Underworld. I come to you today with a matter of great importance. One among you has attempted to blackmail me, stating that unless I did as they wished, they would make public certain photos of me taken in the Mortal Realm.

These photos depict me having a 'fairy princess' tea party with my human goddaughter, and I can only assume that they were taken without my knowledge or consent.

I will not stand for such underhanded tactics, and so I have taken it upon myself to release these photos for all to see. I want the perpetrator to know that they will not succeed in their attempt to control me.

I also want to make it clear that I do not see anything wrong with the actions depicted in the photos. I am a fairy and I have a right to interact with the mortals in any way I see fit, and I will not be ashamed of it.

I urge anyone with information about the blackmailer to come forward and speak to me directly. And to the blackmailer, I say this: you have failed. I will not be controlled or threatened by anyone."

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