[WP] A conspiracy theorist is elected to the Presidency on a platform of exposing the government. He discovers there are no conspiracies.

'The conspiracy is that there are no conspiracy' 'Stop mumbling Jimmy, you'a suppose to be a good secretary remembera? 'THE FING CONSPIRACY IS THAT THERE IS NO CONSPIRACY' 'speak sense a...' 'THE MILK, ah hm, the milk you drink sir is palatable and white, dietitians recommend everything white is...' 'shut the * up Jimmy.'

And President Theo walked down the boulevard alone, or at least until Jimmy came running, but he felt alone a hm...

And he had regrets he ate some basmati rice from a street vendor that calls him Theodore, but it was white. He looked at the house he reside, his skin color, the napkin in his front pocket, white, pale yellow passable as white, white!

'I CAN"T TAKE THIS, EVERYONE IS WHITE, I NEVER FELT SO UN-RACIST IN MY LIFE BUT I'M THE BIGGEST RACIST THERE IS...' 'Calm down sir...' 'Ever since I been ELECTED by some dou*bag brown lunch bag IDIOTS I felt like I BEEN USED as if they all remember the civil war and is doing the exact opposite' 'Annhiliation of the white people sir?' 'YES' 'What about asians' 'They want to be pale as white let them be white.' *Jimmy writes it down on his pad

'It was bedtime for Mr.President and it was very early, oh but he is so very tired' said one of the maid to another.

'Jimmy,' the president said sleeping in his coffin, 'pull the shades down let me ask you something...' 'What is it like being brown?' 'Excuse me sir?' 'Brown, the color of your skin? You're one of them aren't you, and the maids they surely know you only use brown soap when you shower.'

and then after the shades were drawn Jimmy said (and it seems like he have a speech to say with his fist in the air)

'You know sir, it have occur to me to replace my bulging writing pad today, different brands of paper, different tooth... different color.'

'I KNEW IT'

'I chose white because it is the most common, the most easiest to write without guilt, most suitable for my needs.'

'white, go on...'

but Jimmy didn't need to go on. With his hands and feet he teared up a piece of paper all well. Theo disappeared and so did everybody but Theodore was forever in Jimmy's heart, especially on the day of his mixed race father's death.

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