3. [WP] You investigate a rotten smell in your home, to find that it's your own cor...

[WP] You investigate a rotten smell in your home, to find that it's your own corpse.

Let me check my messages real quick, before I head out to replace my busted cellphone.
"You have 1 old message and 2 new messages. Message 1, old, arrived at June 17th, 11:42 am."
"Hi honey, can you call me back? I got that package you were waiting for, thought about dropping it off, let me know when you're home. Be productive for once, do some choirs! Okay?! Bye!"
Oh nice! My GTX1080 arrived. Can't wait to upgrade this peace of shit I have now. I'll get that on the way to the store.
"Message 2, old, arrived at June 19th, 11:30 am."
"Hi Matt, everything okay? Can you pick up the phone please? We haven't heard from you a few days now. Don't spend so much time behind that freaking computer and clean up your shit! Bye! Call me back okay."
Okay, chill out.. sheesh.. Hasn't been that long. Playing some games for a few days and she loses her shit. Typical.
"Message 3, new, arrived at June 20th, 2:04 pm"
Fuck this. beep I'll listen to the rest later. Shit, it's cold in here. I didn't forget to pay the bills did I? Fuck. Can't even remember anymore. I need to get off the interwebs.. That new hometheater setup in the basement sure is sweet, but this is taking it's toll. Maybe going soundproof wasn't such a great idea, didn't even hear the phone ring. Anyway, let's clean some shit up before anything else. I'll just take the garbage out first. Huh..? Oh, I already did that. Right. Well, then I guess pick up that package. Ugh, don't want to go outside.. Fuck it. I'll just play a few extra rounds of Battlefield with my boddy downstairs.
beep
"Message 3, new, arrived at June 20th, 2:04 pm"
"Hi mister Watson. We tried to contact you to no avail. There has been a carbonmonoxide leak in your street and we need to test your residence. Please call us back immediately and do no enter the premises. Our number is 0990-9333, again 0990-9333."

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