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I just need the money. In and out, no one gets hurt. I should never have taken that loan out on that stupid dog house. Why did the dog even need something that big? Is a chihuahua for Petes sake! God, why am I so stupid.

Alright, alright. I got this. I GOT THIS. Got the gun, got my mask, got my bag for the money. Alright. On three. One. Two. Three. "Okay, get on the ground and no one gets hurt! Hey you! Yeah, you with the face! Put all the money you can reach in the bag!"

Oh god, I hope I can get away with this. Cmon, Cmon. Hurry up lady. Oh god why is this guy getting up. WHAT DO I DO, WHAT DO I DO. "Hey. Didn't I say get on the ground? Do you want to get shot? You Helen Keller or what?" Oh god I hope he stops. I don't know it I could handle killing a man and housing chihuahua.

"Ah hell no homie, it ain't going down like that. " Fuck, fuck. What do I do now? Uhh. "Get on the ground! Stop asking me to shoot you! Now take off your pants and give them to me. Yeah I still want that money too." I should probably tell him something, seems in an even worse place then me.

"Alright listen. I know this seems terrible. You couldn't even get someone with a gun to shoot you. That's even more terrible. God I'm terrible at this. Anyway, things gonna get better man. You got this. You could've taken out a loan for a dog house and need to rob balks to pay it off now. Alright? Chin up man. Now I'm gonna go back to what I'm doing, so uhh, just lay there. Good."

"About time you got that money together! Aight, everybody stay down and have a nice day!" Oh wow. I actually did it. YES. Now I just need to figure out a way to get rid of that rat dog and work on my cardio.

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