Mohammad, Durka, Mohammad, and Mohammed are driving down a run down road in western Iraq in their piece of shit barely running truck, and they see something of interest to them in the distance, a tomb. Thrilled they've found another tomb to destroy in the name of ISIS, and glad they already have improvised explosives in the back, they head toward it. None of them had seen or heard of this tomb before, but it towered above them and had a clear seemingly inviting entrance pointing toward the road. The group grabs their ak47s and explosives and walk into the tomb. Mohammad lights a hand flare and they see on the wall next to them written with blood in Arabic, TURN BACK. None of them can read so they continue further in without a second thought. A few seconds later Mohammad (the one with the torch) steps on a false tile and triggers a wall to open revealing a huge mechanical Abraham Lincoln with a katana. Robo-Abe steps foreward and grabs Mohammad by his long grey beard and lifts him into the air. Robo-Abe then slices Mohammads head clean off in one swoop and throws the head into Durka's arms. Durka drops the bloody head and the three remaining terrorists run back toward the entrance but then a huge stone door drops down and blocks the way. Durka turns around just in time to see Mohammad be sliced in two at the waist by Robo-Lincoln. He and the last Mohammed back into a corner and Durka starts unloading his gun at Lincoln. Lincoln isn't even phased by the bullets and walks slowly toward them with his bloody sword pointed in their direction. Then at the last second before Robo-Lincoln closes in on them, Mohammed lights an explosive and charges the robot screaming "DURKA DURKAAA!!!" and explodes in a red pasty mess at the robots legs. A piece of shrapnel hits Durka straight in the forehead and burns a perfect cross symbol onto it. The smoke clears and the robots legs are gone but it’s still pulling itself toward him with its free arm and the other with the bloody sword swinging wildly in his direction. Durka screams and runs toward the stone door, throws a bomb at it and runs for cover. The door blows open and he escapes out of the tomb with Robo-Lincoln still crawling after him. He jumps in the truck and speeds toward the nearest ISIS camp. When he arrives he tries to explain what happened to the group but they don't believe him, and take the cross on his head to mean he's a Christian and a traitor. So they beheaded him. The end.