[WP] Kim Jong-Un drunk-dials Barack Obama.

It's a cold, brisk, morning in D.C. the White House stands proud in the United State's Capital a long day is ahead for Barack Obama.

The day was nothing special for Barack, he had spent little time with his family over the past few days to try and make up time after the festive period and of course, he was being lambasted with calls and meetings all day and he was getting some solitude in the fact he had managed to have some alone time in the oval office for a good half an hour.

The President was day dreaming - something he hasn't been able to do for a long, long while. Then, a knock at the door. "Come in" he said with a sigh. It was his secretary. "You have a call Mr. President" He rolled his eyes "Thanks, Linda"

He picks up the phone and puts on his professional voice not giving away the fact he is completely drained and it is only one in the afternoon. "This is the President speaking" unce unce unce unce "Hello?" President said with confusion with his voice.

A feint voice is apparent suddenly through what sounded like rave music "Is that him?!" "Is it really!?" "PASS ME THE PHONE!!!" At this point the President would have normally just put the phone down and demanded how some stupid kids managed to get on the phone line directly to the Oval Office without anyone even batting an eyelid but, he was curious. It had been a long morning after all and a little bit of light conversation might help him through the rest of the day.

"Who-" The President is suddenly cut off. "Baaaaaaraaaaaaaaack" is said in a light hearted tone, almost like a child. Once again the President, this time more demanding asks "Who is this!?" "It is me you silly goose!" immediately the President recognises the voice. "Not this again..."

"What is it now, Kim?" he says with a disappointed tone. "Hey! That's Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un to you!" the words being slurred out of his mouth and hardly tangible to the President.

"Okay, bye Kim" The President goes to hang up the phone. "Wait, I want to work things out!" This peaks Barack's interest "I'm listening..."

"You see, I have been thinking of this whole thing of North Korea having a hatred for the United State's and its allies thing and I really don't think its fair the way you are always ignoring us!"

"Look Kim if yo-" He is cut off again "Hey! I said its Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un to you!" The Korean demands like a child.

"I don't have time for this Special Leader Kim Jong-Un" The President said with a grin on his face purposefully trying to antagonise the North Korean Dictator

"Very funny Barack, HAHA you are sooo funny! You should be a comedian!"

"Okay, I really don't have time for this again Kim the last time we spoke you demanded I make Dennis Rodman live with you forever to be, and I quote, best friends forever"

"No, no, it's nothing like that this time I just want to say that I just watched The Interview and I really think the way

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