3. [WP] You meant to give your precocious eight year old a copy of The Little Princ...

[WP] You meant to give your precocious eight year old a copy of The Little Prince, but due to a shipping error, you instead gave them The Prince, by Niccolo Machiavelli. It seems to have made quite the impression on the child.

be me
8 years old
obsessed with everything medieval
Christmas time
Presents under the tree
One stands out
An unopened Amazon package
open it.exe
big book called "the prince" inside
Mommy wants to take it away
Says she wanted to get "the little prince"
tries to take it away
my precious.jpg
scurry off to my bedroom
begin reading
ffw a week
have to go to school to maintain a positive facade
Chad approaches me
Macavelli time.webm
Chad submits to my iron rule
gives me his tendies
mfw it worked
slowly begin taking over the school with Chad as my faithful dog
students fear me, teachers fear me
Slowly make Mommy fear me too
ffw 6 years
Move to another state leave behind my empire
No problem will recreate my domain once more
First day of highschool
insult Chad behind his back
Chad hears this charges
all part of my plan
Macavelli time.webm
Chad too blinded by rage
His fist slams into my gut, I double over
haha what a faggot.png
throws me in a trash can
everyone laughs
mfw 4 more years of this
mfw still a virgin
mfw everybody thinks I'm a loser
mfw

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