"Now listen closely!" Said a shrouded voice over the TV. All television channels have been hijacked by an outside source. The screen flooded with white, then picture slowly faded back in revealing the hijacker. Robbie Rotten! He laughed gingerly and spread his arms out widely. "Who did you expect? Sportaflop?"
He gave a brisk lunge towards a helpless person bound to a chair. "You beautiful people of Lazy Town. I have in my care one of your own. Denounce Sportacus's teachings of healthy eating -- healthy living or else this person will be force fed these glazed donuts". The hooded person howled and struggled at Robbie's sinister intention.
"Please I beg of you! Don't do it, not the donuts!" said the hostage.
"Not one of these donuts!" Robbie grabbed hold of one of the donuts. He shoved a glazed donut into the hood.
"No please...NO!" Screamed the hostage as Robbie forced the tasty treat into their gullet. Robbie licked his fingers of the sugary glaze left behind.
"What to do next? Ah!" Robbie asked himself as he repositioned himself in front of the streaming camera. "Lazytown has exactly 5 days until this poor fellow becomes utterly addicted to sugary goodness."
Four days passed since the taking of Robbie's hostage, but Lazytown remained strong. His patience was waning, but he remained cool headed. A growing worry wiggled its way into his thoughts, where was Sportacus? The anxiety then evaporated when an alarm Robbie set went off. "Time for another my friend!"
He waltzed over to the hostage, but something was off. Their mouth took the hot, sugary donut without hesitation. Soft moans could be heard under the hood. "More...more." groaned the hostage. Violently, their head thrusted forward trying to get the glaze remaining on Robbie's fingers. Robbie quickly removed his hand from under the hood, and backed away in a panic.
The hostage howled loudly, exploding from their binds. They tore the covering from their face and pounced upon the cart full of donuts. "Ssssportaflop!?" stuttered Robbie. He sprung towards the camera and grabbed hold of a cord above head.
"Don't let your kids watch it!"