"Well I never thought this would happen, but I think I should consider going to a doctor" said Bob just after he shot his load on the mirror causing it to shatter.

"Please refrain from any sexual activities!" exclaimed Doctor Richard after slamming his hands on the table and accidentally shaking the mug of coffee and letting a drop escape onto Bobs naked member. "Didn't you feel that?" Said Richard. "Feel what?" Asked Bob. "Smh" thought the doctor after pointing at Bobs bishop automatically healing.

The doctor had a reasonable explanation for his order. "If you let your load fly into a females womb, it would penetrate it and some other internal organs with it causing the female to die?" Said the doctor with a stern face, "And that's if you even lose your virginity." "What do you mean?!" Said Bob in shock. "And masturbation is prohibited." "You just took my only reason of living!" Said Bob. "Shooting your load onto anything would either melt it or just simply cut it." "That's a bad joke." Said Bob. "I wish I was joking here but, I actually just considered an option which is currently being talked about in a conference in the main hall of the government." "Hell no, I ain't going to get my a$$ related with the government." "You well Bob, and you would be confined in a room made of the hardest stainless steel for safety reasons." "I don't see you taking this plan any further in the future." Said Bob while shaking his hands under the table suspiciously. Doctor Richard began noticing the weird movement but passed it of as him being nervous, but not until he felt something very hot on his stomach suddenly that he knew what was going on. "Curse you, fap man, cure you in hell." Were doctor Richard's last words after his innards stared flowing out of the hole in his stomach.

50 years later humanity was terminated by the beast now know as the Fap Man.