3. [WP]"Welcome to Hell! As the seventh human to ever arrive here, you are now an o...

[WP]"Welcome to Hell! As the seventh human to ever arrive here, you are now an official member of the seven deadly sins".

"Deadly sins?"

"... Have you got a problem with that?"

"So I'm a sin? Hey, don't you roll your eyes at me. Am I a sin personified?"

"We're a biker club. It's the name of the club. I'm the mighty void known as... Gluttony. You're the seventh mighty member. Oh, now you dare roll your eyes at me!?"

"Biker gang,you mean. You don't have biker clubs. No one is scared of a biker club. What do you do, knit scarves and bake cookies?"

" ... You will be called, henceforth, Sloth. Sloth the Slow. "

"Sloth?"

"Yes. Sloth. For you are lazy and-"

"I was marathon runner."

"That is hardly a reas-"

"In My spare time. When I wasn't busy operating, volunteering with the veterans."

"... How did you even end up here? "

"Oh. Got involved in timeshares. Yeah, you laugh it up buddy boy, but it was a cracking opportunity."

"Silly Sloth."

"How did you end up here then?"

" ... Politics. Same as the rest of the club members. "

"Right."

"Come, Sloth. Put on your club denim. It is almost time for the hogs to roll! Brrm! Tonight we terrorise the second largest bingo night in all Florida!"

"... Jesus Christ."

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