3. [WP] You were sentenced to hand by the neck until dead. You've been hanging for ...

[WP] You were sentenced to hand by the neck until dead. You've been hanging for around a month now, and show no signs of dying anytime soon.

"Hang the slimy kid" the citizens of Windel screamed. Slimy, really? Geez, these Windel folks really can't stand me. Who knew killing the blue-eyed women would have such implications. I just wanted to have one fun night. I finally got out of jail after 8 months for stealing my mothers oh so precious diamond ring. My brother told me it was worth thousands. Could you imagine the things I could do with thousands of dollars? Could you imagine the women I could do with thousands of dollars? Well, I could.

My little brother Ronnie has always snitched on me since the day he was born. He is a small fellow with dirty blonde hair who always told the truth. Not a day went by that he was always figuring out how to get me in trouble. Did I mention he has rickets? Well, he does and he deserves it.

Anyways, back to the reason I'm just killing time here in the middle of Windel square. I was out wandering around Downtown Windel one night looking for the next new adventure to catch my eye when suddenly, I saw this women sitting on a bench nearby. She looked to be in her early 30s. She had dark brown hair, and dark brown hair is what gets me. I immediately walked on over and sat next to her. "Hey pretty lady, what are you doing sitting out here all alone at night?" I asked. She slowly turned her head towards me. Her bright blue eyes stopped my train of thought. I had never seen any women like her before. I knew I had to have her. After what seemed to be an eternity, but was really a couple of seconds she giggled, stood up, and walked away. I yelled "hey, what did I do wrong?" She was slowly getting farther and farther away from me. I jumped up and ran after her. I caught up and put my hand on her back, and she instantly yelled "Help!". I immediately put my hands over her mouth and pulled her into an alleyway nearby. She struggled to get out of my grasp, but I held her tighter. She was actually pretty strong I might add, but not as strong as me. It was cute. I calmly whispered to her "if you don't be quite I am going to kill you". She kept trying to scream. I repeated myself "if you don't be quite I am going to kill you." Once again, she didn't stop. "I warned you." I said I then pulled out my trusty pocket knife that I swiped off a fellow a couple years back. I shoved it right into her abdomen. Her gorgeous blue eyes opened wide. Her grasp loosened. Her legs gave way. Her blood trickling all over my hands and onto the cold wet ground. "You should've listened" I whispered into her ear.

Out of the corner of my eye I see two women staring at me down the alleyway. They scream "Murderer!" One runs off to the sheriffs department and gets Sheriff Winslow. That guy is a dick. Next thing I know I'm here. Just enjoying my time in downtown Windel people watching. Occasionally, there will be a couple of people that throw tomatoes at me, but little do they know, tomatoes are one of my favorite foods. Sheriff Winslow said I would die up here, but I've got some things hidden in my back pocket that he doesn't know about.

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