"Hey, Danny! Easy with the excavator, we have all day, dont we?"

Danny looked at the bosses direction with a desperate and an eager look. He didnt have his morning coffee and it was his turn to pick up the kids from school.

"Boss, this is a five bedroom house, its a fucking mansion, we wont be done for days if i slow this down, let me do my job, i've been doing this for some time haven't i? - he scratched his unshaved chin, urging the boss to shut up.

"Yeah all right Danny, i dont want no accidents today, all right? I ain't filling up the paperwork because of you stupid deathwish bums."

"Yeah, yeah"-Danny mumbled with a cigarette in his mouth, eagerly gripping the controls.
"The fourth wall is coming down, y'all!"- Danny yelled, focusing on the wallpapered wall of what used to be a kids bedroom.

A loud smashing sound and a creaking noise of the excavator filled up the demolition site, you could hear Danny yelling something through the resulting dust cloud.
"Fuck this shit, boss, this ain't how it's supposed to be!"
"What are you talkin' 'bout Danny?"-the boss, annoyed and curious, made his way trough the debris to Dannys excavator.
"Look here boss, the blueprints are wrong, it's all wrong, this ain't the way it was built!"
"Well fuck me in the ass if i dont hate these rich motherfuckers, with their wrongly built buildings and illegal loopholes, getting us all in danger".
"It's all right boss, we can still do this"-he said reassuringly, chugging the last of his budweiser can.
"Oh, yeah Danny, how you gonna break the 5th wall?"
"Well im just gonna have to try, wont i boss?"-he threw the can on the ground and once again, gripped his control sticks.
"Danny c'mon, it ain't so easy..."-he tried to stop him but Danny was already in.
"5th wall going down, y'all!" - he pulled the cigarette and started with what he was born to do.

Once again a smashing, creaking sound signalled that another part of the house is no longer there.