3. [WP] Your company jokingly offered apocalypse insurance. The world may have been...

[WP] Your company jokingly offered apocalypse insurance. The world may have been nuked back to the stone age and you may be the only surviving employee, but that won't stop you from continuing to offer excellent customer service by tracking down surviving policyholders and paying out their claims.

I am very sad that I wrote the most amazing piece I've ever written here in this window and the page timed out and I lost it all except the last paragraph. Which I think I'll post here until I write the story again from memory and add a few different twists to it. I'll leave it because it'll be like knowing the end of a story without knowing the story and that to me seems like a fitting prelude to the actual story. shoulder shrug

The last paragraph read:

I've just been seeking them out ever since, giving them their share of what money I have left. I was able to pay out 2 million so far to 20 people. $100k each. It's not the 10 million they were promised, but considering the circumstances, no one ever argued.

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