3. [WP]Your curious alien intern who transferred to your country to learn about hum...

[WP]Your curious alien intern who transferred to your country to learn about human culture, has found your porn collection. Explain yourself.

I walked into the room and witnessed the best scene in my life. A busty, naked woman in her 20s at my laptop, watching some of my downloaded porn.

It took a while to rethink the situation. "Wait wait, naked woman? At my perfectly encrypted porn folder? In my room?!"

They- I mean, she looked up at me. "Oh, sorry Arus. It's just that I came across these videos and tried to look like the woman. I heard male Earthlings prefer larger fatbags?"

Shit, that's no hot, busty woman. That's Rycca, the new Vadorian intern. How the hell did she-

"Arus? What are these intriguing rituals? They look like they're in pain, but it's clearly voluntary. Are you using them for reference?"

Okay, this has to stop. I grabbed my laptop before she could react. "Nothing. And-and change back to your normal guise." Fortunately she didn't know it wasn't socially acceptable to stare at breasts, because I really needed to stop doing it.

"What were those rituals? They clearly seemed important to you. I think the woman was doing something like this."

She started fondling her nipples, and although she felt no pleasure from the activity, I really needed this to stop. Now.

"OI RYCCA CHANGE BACK ALREADY."

That caught her by suprise, and in a shimmer she looked like her normal, meek office girl look.

Wait, does that mean she normally goes out nude with oretend clothes? My raging hormones weren't aiding the situation.

"You okay, Arus? You didn't need to raise your voice, you know. I was just trying another look."

I steeled myself and looked her in the eye. I had to constantly remind myself that she was ignorant of social norms and it was my duty to facillitate her time on Earth.

"So are you going to explain those rituals?"

Shit. Tell her the truth, and be laughed at forever? Or...

"Great timing actually. You see, those activities are actually A welcoming rite. When we have visitors, we always put our- our complementary instruments together and, erm, get to know each other. That's why you always see it happen with pizza delivery men, plumbers and gym instructors. Erm, yes."

Where the hell was I going with this? Are my virgin insecurities making me trick an alien girl into sex? Can she even be considered a "girl"?

"Sooo, you want to welcome me? That's how I assimilate into Earth society?"

"Yes...? We-we should start now. Before my parents get home. This should be a personal thing, after all. Turn back into the other body, it'll be easier. But keep your face."

As she became the busty, naked woman again, I realised I was a genius. My hot girl and monster girl fantasies were going to be fulfilled at the same time! Oh, sweet victory! I'M READY!

And as I took off my pants, I realised she had morphed into my boss. My alien, Vadorian boss.

"Nice try, Arus. You're fired."

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