3. [WP] Your future descendant has time traveled back to prevent you from having th...

[WP] Your future descendant has time traveled back to prevent you from having them.

Here I am , buying condoms for the night . Alice had suggested that we could have some action tonight.The guy behind me tries to sneak at my items and smirks .

" Gonna have yourself some fun , huh?" He asks " Hehehe yea . Never been down there . I guess today is another day though " I blush.

"I hope you choose the right size . Or maybe not get laid at all "

"Excuse me ??"

"Meet me in the parking lot after you complete buying. I'll be waiting near your car"

How the hell did he come to know what car I drive? Is he a stalker ? But I am not gay !

I quickly pay and hurry to find him waiting near MY car. "How did you know which car is mine?"

"Cuz I've seen pictures of these on insta"

"So you like my singing?"

"No, a 150 years from now , I own your account"

"what the fuck do you mean?"

" I am your great grand son. I've come to stop you from having sex."

"But , why the fuck would you do that ! I've never been laid and today is my golden chance."

"I believe that you should remain a virgin . Or get a vasectomy . Cuz condoms aren't gonna help you."

" What do you even mean ?'"

" Today is the night you impregnate my great grandmother , Mrs.Alice Walter. And I can't let that happen ."

" Why not ?"

" Because 150 years from now , Walter Inc. pioneers time travel and everyone is behind laying their hands on it . And only your son has the brains to be both a visionary and a busiessman . I can't let my dad be born."

" You are not gonna stop me from having sex."

" Yes , I already am ."

I then punched him in his face . We then started fighting each other . He gained the upper hand .

" Just 5 more mins..." He exclaimed .....

" 5 more mins for what? "

" For me to disappear !" He said with joy .

" You're craz....." He muffles my mouth and keeps my pinned to the ground .

A bit later , I find him slowly crisping away like leaves from the ground . And , almost like magic , he disappears into thin air.

I reach home and find Alice sleeping. I then check the fridge . It has a note saying " You moron , I was so horny . We could have done it tonight . Were you fucking sheep? I had to use my fingers :("

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