[WP] You're stranded in the desert with a band of lazy ponies. A mysterious man in a truck appears. What happens next, Reddit? Continue the story for a chance to win gold.

I looked over at my trio of companions as I let out a frustrated sigh.

"Whew, it's drier out here than my first date" one said as he opened his laptop.

"Is that solar powered?" I asked, pointing to the blinding glitter on its back lie.

"Naw" He flashed a golden grin. "It's a sticker!"

As he shifted the laptop out of the sun I indeed observed a glittering pink pony sticker on the back.

The other two strangers had on pink and pastel shirts two sizes too small with cartoon ponies on them. They sat on top of their suitcases giggling and making Gerudo Valley references to the wisping sand around us.

I was pretty livid at these guys. First they get me kicked off the charter bus because the driver thought I was with them and now they don't even seem the slightest bit interested in helping figure out where we were.

"If you guys wanna walk with me I think I saw a gas station about 10 miles that way"

"It's too hot"

"Yeah"

"Neigh"

As I shrugged and turned to walk, I saw a cloud of dust fast approaching in the distance. Brilliant flashes of light bounced off the object speeding towards us.

"Guys it's Rainbow Dash!" yelled one of the three.

As it got closer I realized the prismatic colors were actually the sun reflecting off majestic silver metallic paint. A 2017 Nissan Titan roared towards us and skidded to a stop.

"Get in son" said the weathered driver, tipping his cowboy hat.

The trio began scrambling their suitcases.

"I said son. I ain't got no room for a buncha pony freaks"

I climbed in the Titan and we headed off in the distance. As I looked in the rear view mirror I observed a Ford F150 pull up. The driver opened the hood and to my astonishment the three stranded fellows got in. The truck started and sputtered in our direction and followed for a bit before getting lost in the horizon.

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