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Next on... The Californians
Karina: Oh my gosh Devon our baby is almost here
Devon: Uhh that's great bruh. Can't believe a mini version of me is about to pop out of you.
Stuart walks in Stuart: Hey Karina, I just got took a mixology class and brought home some sweet margaritas. Devon, wwwwwwwwwhat are you doing here?
Devon: I'm just here to see my kid bro
Stuart: We've already been over this, I'm the one raising the kid
Devon: Nah bro I'm gonna take responsibility for my child.
Karina: O M G I just think my water broke
Stuart: We have to get her to the hospital! Just take the 301 towards Sunset, then take a left at cinega and head towards the intersection.
Devon: Uh no Stuart, my son is gonna be born at the other hospital. Just go to Melrose and go down crescent heights until you see the veterinarian, then just keep following romaine until you see the golden statue of a guy holding his Weiner.
Katrina: This baby is about to come out!
Stuart: We just gotta get an ambulance fast
Rosa: Aye Mr. Stuart, you need to call 911
Stuart: Don't tell me what to do Rosa.
Todd enters from Karina's bedroom Todd: Uh I think I can help with that.
Stuart: Todd. Wwwwhhhhat are you doing here?
everybody looks at the camera with the music and then look in the mirror
THE CALIFORNIANS
Karina is lying on couch Karina: This baby's almost out.
Devon: C'mon when's the doctor gonna get here?
in comes a doctor who is also orange and blonde, named Donald, portrayed by hit SNL alum Darrell Hammond
Donald: I think I can be of assistance
Stuart: Hey don't I know you from somewhere?
Donald: Well you might've seen one my speeches in downtown LA. Just take the 101 to 110, go down North Hayworth, take a back road to the Hollywood hills until you get to the Starbucks at Wilcox.
Devon: But there's no Starbucks on Wilcox
Donald: They just added it Devon!
Devon: Wwwaaaittt how do you know my name?
Donald: It's because Devon.... I'm your father bruh
Donald does the thing with the camera and everybody else looks and there's the music and what not and everybody looks at the mirror you know how it goes by now
THE CALIFORNIANS
Donald: Ok Karina I just need to your push
Karina: I'm pushing
Devon: I can't believe I'm about to have a saaaannnn.
Stuart: Hey Devon can you just shut up
Donald: Keep going, keep going!
pulls out black baby with blonde hair, Devon and Stuart looking confused
Karina: Ummm how do I explain this
Stuart: I can't believe you cheated on me.... Twice.
Karina: Stuart it was just a mistake. I accidentally took the wrong left down on Selma and went down the 405 to Lexington and ended up in a bar where I met a very sweet man named Bill. He offered me a drink he already had ready and one thing led to another and here we are.
Devon: So you're saying I don't have a son?
Stuart: That's not the matter Devon, I've been cheated on twice!
Donald: Oh it's been more than just twice.
Stuart: Donald? Wwwwwhat do you mean more than just twice? camera mirror music fiasco