Here's what I think will happen.
Match: US Title Match Winner: Kalisto
Match: The Usos vs. The Dudley Boyz Winner: The Usos
Match: Total Divas vs. Team B.A.D and Blonde Winner: Total Divas Notes: Brie pins Lana
Match: Shane McMahon vs. The Undertaker Winner: The Undertaker
Match: Ambrose vs. Lesnar Winner: Ambrose Notes: The Wyatt Family interfere
Match: Charlotte vs. Becky Lynch vs. Sasha Banks Winner: Sasha Banks
Match: Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal Winner: Someone from the Wyatt family Notes: sigh
Match: The New Day vs. The League of Nations Winner: The New Day
Match: Intercontinental Championship Winner: Sami Zayn
Match: AJ Styles vs. Jericho Winner: AJ Styles
Match: Triple H vs. Roman Reigns Winner: Roman Reigns Notes: An even bigger sigh
Now here's what I WANT to happen!
Match: US Title Match Winner: Ryback Notes: To me, a Heel Ryback as champion seems a lot more entertaining than Kalisto. Kalisto goes for a salina del sol but gets caught and receives a shellshock.
Match: The Usos vs. The Dudley Boyz Winner: I don't really care. The Usos Notes: WWE forgets all about the PG era and The Dudley Boyz use a table again. However The Usos still manage to win. Before/During/After the match, Bubba Ray Dudley loses his ugly glasses and never ever finds them again.
Match: Total Divas vs. Team B.A.D and Blonde Winner: Total Divas
Match: Shane McMahon vs. The Undertaker Winner: Shane-O-Mac! Notes: After a long match, Vince enters the match and attacks Shane just when Shane's got the upperhand. The Undertaker hits Shane with the tombstone, goes for the pin.... but stops. He takes a moment, then his eyes snap onto Vince. He gets up and tombstones Vince then lays down and lets Shane pin him. Undertaker gets a huge ovation for 1. Putting his pride aside for the good of the WWE and 2. Breaking Vince's neck.
Match: Ambrose vs. Lesnar Winner: Ambrose Notes: Ambrose wins WITHOUT interference from the Wyatt family. Lovely
Match: Charlotte vs. Becky Lynch vs. Sasha Banks Winner: Becky Lynch Notes: Triple threat matches are the best way to create surprise champions. If any of the other 2 win, it looks likely that Becky will just slowly fade away.
Match: Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal Winner: Goldust Notes: OK, bare with me.
The Last 5 people in the ring > Big Show, Kane, Mark Henry, Goldust and R-Truth.
Mark Henry is down. Big Show eliminates Kane, then R-Truth and Goldust work together and eliminate the Big Show. They're relieved but then stand still and face each other in the middle of the ring. Which gets a pop. Before they can fight, Henry hits them both with a double clothesline. Anyway, as Henry tries to eliminate Goldust, Truth saves him and eliminates Henry and himself in the process. Goldust wins. Truth enters the ring again and offers a handshake. Goldust opens up his arms and hugs Truth for a comedic feel-good moment and there's no Braun Strowman in sight!
Match: The New Day vs. The League of Nations Winner: The New Day
Match: Intercontinental Championship Winner: Zack Ryder Notes: Purely just for the pop. No other person in that match would get a bigger one. It would be fun!. Insulting, but fun.
Match: AJ Styles vs. Jericho Winner: Either
Match: Triple H vs. Roman Reigns Winner: Triple H Notes: Triple H wins then out comes Shane on the mic. He makes Triple H defend the title again right there on the spot as punishment for how to company has been run. Suddenly, Jeff Hardy runs out to face him and easily wins the title. He celebrates stood up in the corner, then Edge comes in like 1996 Shawn Michaels and hits Hardy with a zip wire spear. The spot is so intense that Edge actually catches on fire mid-air.