XFL Strikes TV Deals With Fox and Disney

2009: Disney buys Marvel >2012: Disney buys Lucasfilms >2017: Disney buys 21st Century Fox >2019: Disney buys Paramount Pictures >2022: Disney buys Universal Studios >2027: Disney attempts to buy Warner Bros, Warner Bros tells them to fuck off >2028: Disney, being highly pissed off, acquires their own private military >2029: Disney storms headquarters of Warner Bros, killing many, and taking the company by force >2032: Disney buys nukes from black market terrorists >2034: Disney buys Microsoft >2036: Disney declares war against the entertainment industry >2037: Skirmishes between private militaries occur in Hollywood and other places around the country >2038: Disney nukes Hollywood >2044: Disney buys the United States of America >2045: Disney reorganizes the American government into a totalitarian dictatorship, deemed "The People's Republic of Disney" >2047: People's Republic of Disney moves to annex Mexico and Canada with the military might of Mickey Mouse >2051: PRD buys celestial bodies such as the moon and Mars >2056: PRD colonizes Mars >2059: PRD colonizes rest of the solar system >2064: PRD starts construction of Dyson Sphere in the Sol System >2075: PRD scientists discover a form of FTL space travel >2078: First PRD voyage to Alpha Centauri system is successfully completed >2079: PRD successfully establishes a one world government >2080: PRD sends millions of military warships out throughout the galaxy, conquering extraterrestrial life on every planet and solar system >2092: Dyson Sphere in Sol System is complete >2100: PRD reaches type 3 civilization status, creating a Galactic Dictatorship under the people of Disney >2104: Marvel and X-Men fans are still excited about new movies

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