I don't need any of those games, just wanted to share an outdated and incredibly stupid joke that I heard over 10 years ago and still cracks me up a little bit from time to time. So keep the time period of early 10s in mind.

Santa Claus was feeling overwhelmed one Christmas, and he decided to task his elves with helping him to deliver the presents around the world. He called all of them to his workshop and started assigning the tasks.

"George and Stacey, you'll go to the UK to deliver presents to the Royal Family in Buckingham Palace", he said. "Fred and Steve, you're going to New York to give presents to everyone living around Central Park! And you, Jake, you're going to the White House by yourself."

"Do I have to?" Jake objected. "I don't want to be Obama's elf!"