Been saying this for a while:

Just for some fucking perspective,

WHICH THESE DIPSHITS DESPERATELY FUCKING NEED,

a politician that is as left wing as Trump and the REEEpublicans are right would:

• Be nonbinary
• Have pink hair, gauges, and tattoos
• Use zhe/zir pronouns
• Have a long history of demonstrable discrimination against white males
• "Joke" about abolishing corporations
• "Joke" about admiration for communist Soviet Russia
• "Joke" about sterilizing all men
• "Joke" about how zhe kicks men in the balls
• Act in office to accomplish these goals while claiming that zhe isn't doing so
• Openly deny funding to all states that voted red
• Gaslight Christian women by saying that if they didn't want to have that state-enforced abortion, they shouldn't have had awkward Christian sex with their drunk husbands

...and I could go on, but you get the idea.

The idea that Trump is centrist and fucking Biden is far left is insane, stupid, and short-sighted, and these garbage fucking lemmings are so out of touch with reality that I fully expect them to soon claim, totally unironically, that Biden is an Ancient Blue Dragon and, if elected, will breathe great gouts of gay rainbow fire upon the conservative states. Which would be fucking rad, but I digress.