Yesyesyesyes. No.

That’s not the mentality I have.

“Sheer dumb luck,” nope.

This firework doesn’t explode. And sparks from a firework have not, and were not a single cause of a firework related injury this year - not one. Of the children injured from fireworks, they were sustained from small firecrackers and sparklers. Sparklers.

“Sheer luck” nope - this doesn’t explode. He’s not handling the firework. This firework isn’t going to explode and injure him - it doesn’t activate like that. Hate to break it to you but it didn’t happen because that’s not a possible outcome from a firework that is not designed to operate that way.

The dog. The child. They’re safe.

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