The fact that you think most music festivals are like Coachella shows how little you actually go to these things.
do you actually enjoy wandering around a super crowded festival?
yes, that would be the appeal of these events.
Parking is horrendous.
Walk.
You have to wait 30 minutes to use a portable toilet overflowing with shit.
This is the only point that holds true and can be resolved with a little bit of inner strength, shit and get out.
There are $5 bottles of water and shitty overpriced food.
All these complaints can be applied to any big event, just fucking stay home then.
I do go see live music, but I prefer smaller venues
I do that to and also prefer it, doesn't mean I'm going to avoid festivals.