The algorithm that translates the analog sulpher ion voltage gated ion channels from dendrites into something that a DRAM module can understand would be one of the most sophisticated mechanisms on the planet today.

Here are the two worlds you must bridge:

https://youtu.be/fpnE6UAfbtU?t=6m21s

And:

Neurons transfer data in the synchronization of resonant frequencies and strobe patterns as well as analog volumes of potassium ions to be summed, activating over threshold: http://journal.frontiersin.org/article/10.3389/fncom.2014.00086/full

Step 1: Get low level close-to-the-metal programmer/engineers on the payroll, people who know how DRAM works on the atomic and subatomic level.

Step 2: Get neuroscientists on the payroll who can ELI5 how the dendrite's Axon hillock functions and how that might be simulated with a mathematical summation, as well as the auto-tuning nature of the resonant frequencies of the sulper ions and potassium ions down the interior of the mylin sheath.

Step 3: Undergarmet Gnomes.

Step 4: Reclassify the bugs as features, ship it out. Retire on mars.