3. Your embarrassing WoW moment?

Your embarrassing WoW moment?

And I'm about to just totally make everyone laugh ridiculously hard at me.... Oh well. INC NSFW.

So I'm in the middle of the MoP expansion. My guild has a Cutting Edge from MSV, and has a World Top 20 kill under our belt for ToT Heroic mode <First boss. We were proud of ourselves for that>.

On one fateful day, I was talking to a friend of mine. I was very close friends with her. As well as her husband. And she was going through some stuff in the real world. Totally understandable. She was having... issues in the bedroom with her hubby. Now the reason I knew this is because I'm THAT guy. The one everyone dumps their stuff onto and asks for advice... Okay. Fine. I'm good to help. Let's do this.

So over the course of a few weeks, I talk to her, give her my viewpoint, ask her for honesty about what's going on, and things seem to improve. We talk, we flirt a bit, due to the intimate nature of the conversations, but it never steps really out of bounds. I mean, both of us could get pretty graphic, but we knew the lines that would not be crossed.

So I'm talking to her one day and she's commenting to me about being intimate with her husband in the shower.

Her: Yadda yadda shower. Hard to do... Me: Sure, of course, it is amazing to do if you can manage it though. Her: Yadda yadda shower. He doesn't seem to have the motivation. Me: Well, I mean that's understandable. Maybe you have to take charge about the situation and show him YOU really want him in that way. Her: Yadda yadda shower. Well but where's MY motivation come from? I do want him, but he doesn't show me! Husband: Hey bud! How's it going! I'm about to go do some dailies, care to join me? Me... USING THE /R FUNCTION INSTEAD OF TYPING HER NAME OUT.... TO HER HUSBAND: I won't lie. I'm REALLY horny thinking about him getting down and dirty with you in the shower. <Note: This was REALLY tame compared to what I REALLY said.> Me seeing that I /R'd to HIM, and not HER: OH MY FREAKING GOD! I AM SO SORRY! I AM SO SORRY! Him: Uhhhhh……….. Me to her: YOU AREN'T GOING TO BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED! I AM SO FREAKING SORRY! Her: What are you talking abo.... oh. <Apparently voices in her real world began speaking> Me to him: THAT WAS SO NOT WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE! WE WERE JUST FLIRTING I SWEAR! <And we were. Honest. It never went past that.>

And then... I noped the fuck out and died in my head. I logged off. Didn't play for a solid week.

PSA: Don't use the freaking /R function kids. Take 2 seconds and type the names of people you send IMPORTANT tells to!

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