Why is your Ex-friend an Ex-friend?

She's west coast, I'm east coast. We can talk for about 10/15 min a couple times a year before I start to get mad. She didn't pay bills/rent and spent it all on mushrooms and weed. I had to buy her deodorant, a toothbrush, and laundry soap b/c she was using all of mine. Her ex-so was agoraphobic and she'd call him to tell him who was hitting on her/smoking her up that night. He dumped her and when I came back from traveling abroad she had smashed all of the dishes on the basement floor. The guy she had cheated on him with moved in with us and continued to sell out of our house (only my name was on the lease). She had convinced me to go to a music fest with mutual friends when our lease ended. She decided to stay with her dealer/SO in a different part of camp and only came to say hello to eat/drink all of our food. Turned out, she had brought no money-just dmt-to barter. She ALWAYS looked for handouts. She also used me to get jobs wherever I was working (college) and would be a no-call/no-show. I had to cover for her soooo often. This included classes we took together.

She now is a successful esl teacher and refugee spokesperson. Who specializes in what??? NEGOTIATING GOVERNMENT HANDOUTS LIKE THE FUCKING BOSS SHE IS.

Good on her, truly. She last told me that she was going into therapy. I read her horoscope to keep it light. She will never be someone whom I call when I'm lonely, when I need a smile, when I need help. I'll never trust her judgement.

OH HOLY SHIT! She also kept her glass dildos in my fridge, bought a basil plant and fed it her diva cup; planning to cook for us (with my EBT).

tl;dr.... my girl was a mess.

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