Do your fucking worst.

Jesus Christ, woman. I'm assuming you're a woman because you defended OP and got super offended when he made a sexist comment. Either that or you're some white knight who thinks he actually has a chance with OP. Dorky middle-schoolers go online and try to call people out for insulting someone, on a sub that is BUILT on people insulting others. OP ASKED to be insulted, not to be commented. YOU should be ashamed of yourself because of the absolute retardation that is spilling from your keyboard. Get off of the internet, and go back to hiding with your 36 cats that are the only males that will pay you any attention. I bet half of them don't run away for one reason: you give them food.

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