Your sins bars you from entering Heaven, your only shot is to crack a joke to gain entry. Which one do you tell?

3 americans was stranded on a island and after a while they where approached by a tribe that was living there. it turned out the tribe was not nice people they where actully canibals and the chief of the tribe came up to them with an ultimatium.he said to them they had to choose between death or ugga bugga. the amercans scratch there heads abit about what Ugga Bugga could be and tought it could not be as bad as death.

So then the first american choose ugga bugga. And what Ugga Bugga turned out to be was that he was strapped to a log and then the whole tribe had sex with him. when it was the turn for the second american he knew what Ugga Bugga was so he choose that to. when the third american was up and he had seen what they had done to his friends he dident know what to do so he ended up with saying death. "okey you have choosen death" said the tribe chief "But first................ Ugga Bugga

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