So maybe I’m a weirdo or something, but on a recent long-ass road trip, my lady and I stopped at a Dennys in the middle of nowhere, way out in the cut, but it was the only place open. The place was all chromed out like a diner, we went in and ordered few burgers, and goddamn it all to hell if they weren’t absolutely completely decent burgers that were waaaaaaay better than we’d ever expect out of a Dennys.

We still joke around like the whole experience was a mirage and we were just punch drunk from the long hours driving, but I’ll fuck with Dennys if need be. Not first choice but for a bunch of salt and fat quickly that’s not McD’s I’m into it.