176 words SLPT: When you are cooking sausage, save money by removing the skins and saving them to use as condoms later
128 words SLPT: Fix a broken clock by taping a working clock over it.
224 words SLPT: get tested for free
122 words SLPT: Masturbate when doing homework. The release of dopamine will condition you to want to do more homework in the future.
258 words Kate Quigley takes full responsibility for this amazing tip
197 words LPT: On death row? Ask for a McDonald’s ice cream as your last meal, they’ll never find a working machine and you’ll get to live.
436 words LPT: Do you feel useless and pathetic? Just browse r/The_Donald to put your life in perspective.
163 words LPT: Don't forget to regularly check your email spam folder. Today I found a message with a proven method of increasing my penis size that I would have missed had I not checked my spam folder.
248 words LPT: Are you are a male who doesn't do well in competitive sports? Pretend to be transgender. You'll be able to compete against women and wipe the floor with them.
190 words LPT: Don't include the words 'massive cock' in your Post over at r/lifeprotips or you'll get banned. Guess I'll just have to share my awesome tips on here where people have a sense of humour..
546 words Being raped? Just say you consent to sex, but only if it's rape. Since it's now consensual it's no longer rape, and therefore you don't consent to it. The resulting paradox will make the rapist cease to exist.
550 words LPT: If you own a large website, and have a community full of 100,000 assholes, just ban it! They'll respectfully acknowledge the ban and leave the site and/or change their opinion, and definitely won't lash out.
394 words LPT: If you own a large website, and have a community full of 100,000 assholes, just ban it! They'll respectfully acknowledge the ban and leave the site and/or change their opinion, and definitely won't lash out.
331 words LPT: Want a new feature on your iPhone? Become an android dev and add the feature to android, then wait a few months.