231 words Whoever decided to cross the fuel and oxidizer intake lines when designing humans, needs to re-acquire their degree. 182 words Academic grades are strange in that while you’re in school they are the most heavily weighted indicator of your potential but they are never considered important after your first job post-school. 123 words Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral. 240 words Since it takes billions of years for uranium-238 to decay into lead, there could be elements that havent formed because the earth simply hasn’t lived long enough 138 words Golf carts are way cheaper than cars, but if someone is driving around town in a golf cart it’s safe to assume they’re disgustingly rich. 199 words Astronauts on the space station can’t set their phones to automatically change from portrait to landscape. 132 words It is socially more acceptable to hate kids than to hate dogs 135 words Children of rich parents who get successful on their own without their parents help is a great thing. However, the fact that they know that they they have a strong backup if they fail is a strong factor in their success. They can afford to fail as compared to children from middle or lower class 124 words Living with your parents makes you sound unsuccessful while your parents living with you makes you sound like an affluent caretaker. 135 words Old people don't become wise with age. They just run out of dumb things to do 147 words There's probably a stranger out there that remembers you just because you were nice to them when they had a bad day 111 words We stick our nose into a plants privates and like the smell 126 words It doesn't make sense that a majority of stores are open 9-5 when most people work 9-5 165 words Dating is wondering why someone is single, then figuring it out. 220 words If you ask a Gen Z’er if there is anything worse than a rapist their first though will probably be a child. 208 words Some stranger somewhere still remembers you because you were kind to them when no one else was. 225 words If you had super powers, the CIA couldn’t test you could they? They only operate over seas and aren’t big on science 189 words Someone's mom is totally using you as a bad example for her kids. 284 words Sometimes an employee’s most impressive efforts for a company are when they are fixing a mistake they hope their boss never finds out about. 147 words The difference between an 8 hour shift and a 10 hour shift is way more than 2 hours.