r/UnethicalLifeProTips

357 words ULPT: JUST FUCKING LIE ON YOUR RESUME 113 words ULPT Request: Breaking a subwoofer without leaving traces 150 words ULPT request: I am getting kicked out of a monthly short term rental with only three days notice because the owners want to return weeks early. It is a verbal, non legal contract. All they know is my name. I have signed nothing. Ideas? Suggestions? 227 words ULPT: Change your vehicle's expected annual mileage usage to lower figures for cheaper auto insurance policies 129 words ULPT: Change your vehicle's expected annual mileage usage to lower figures for cheaper auto insurance policies 169 words ULPT: If you own a restaurant, spam DoorDash, Grubhub and Uber Eats with multiple listings of your place under different restaurant names. The place with the most virtual or ghost kitchens wins. 183 words ULPT Request: How to drop a suicidal girlfriend? 170 words ULPT Request: Some guy was being an weirdo at a club and I found his social media 280 words ULPT REQUEST: Psych patient with a grudge wrote a rather violent diss track including my full name, is it hard to get somebody's soundcloud deactivated? 153 words ULPT Request - What is a good way to slack off at work and fly under the radar? 185 words ULPT Request I Need A Job But I Don't Know How To Get My Foot In The Door 150 words ULPT Request: How do me and my girlfriend get fired from our job and get unemployment? 114 words ULPT REQUEST: how can I fool a medical commission into deeming me unfit for military service? 219 words ULPT: keep a piece of paper in your car that says "car broke down, went to get jumper cables. Please dont tow" use it when you cant find parking or dont want to pay for parking. 431 words ULPT: When lying or making up excuses, don't be vague; give excruciating detail. The best lie is one so boring nobody can be bothered keeping track. Just make sure to commit it to memory or write it down. Example in comments. 218 words ULPT REQUEST : How to go about getting free products by faking complaints. 192 words ULPT: Make money being the absolute little whore that you are by having unprotected sex with strangers from Tinder. Take their load deep then hit them up a few weeks later for "emergency abortion money." Married men and prominent members of society with something to lose will be your best targets. 237 words ULPT: Have a common name? Well, there are people on LinkedIn with much better CVs than yours. Their references should work for you. 246 words ULPT: Keep a cane or a crutch in your car. If you get pulled over for by the police you have an excuse to not do the Standardized Field Sobriety Testing. 130 words ULPT: Write a note blaming someone you hate for your death and keep it in your wallet at all times.