541 words [TT] Theme Thursday - Nonsense
916 words [WP] Yet another group of adventurers died with a backpack full of tools they could've used to save their lives, and you're tired of collecting these souls so you're going to give them some advice and send them back.
476 words [WP] You have been fated to rule, even though you don't really want to. In every one of your reincarnations, you end up leading your people, whether by force or sheer happenstance.
219 words [WP] A little girl has been kidnapped, but her parents don't even care, and the police are too incompetent. Desperate to see their precious little human again, the family dog and cat decide to take matters into their own paws.
751 words [WP]The Hero slowly realizes that the various hordes of monsters aren’t really evil at all. They’re just people. The King is simply a bigot.
464 words [WP] The world's greatest hero has three children & is of common stock. Yet they've fought dragons, gods, and saved the world from prophecy a dozen times. The would-be chosen ones always get distracted questing or some epic romance. They are starting to get quite irritated at the new hero.
582 words [WP] Humanity's newest mutation has arrived. Colored eyes are a rarity; most are born with only a milky white abyss in their sockets. No pupils, no irises, no nothing. Not sightless, just colorless. The elite class see colored eyes as a privilege, and if yours are deemed to be undeserved, well...
969 words [WP] You’ve been at the institution for treatment but they won’t say what for. You don’t remember how long you been there. You stop taking your medication and start showing signs of superhuman abilities. But now you’re also starting to remember how you got there but the memories don’t make sense.
417 words [WP] Drunk, you accidentally trip and fall onto a busy road. Just as a truck barrels towards you, you scream and suddenly time itself pauses. Shocked at first, you cautiously explore the still universe you created. However, now it's been 5 years and you still haven't been able to unfreeze time.
352 words [WP] The castle is stormed and ruffians run about through the halls. The young prince hides in the kitchen, but is found. Now all that stands between him and his would be assassins is the castle cook. She twirls a steak knife in her hand and squares off against the invaders.
464 words [WP] Before academy enrollment each parent must purchase a familiar to protect their child. The rich can afford gryphons and dragons. But being poor forced you to seek out the local mad magician who has offered you a new affordable familiar dubbed the “pet rock” instead.
989 words [WP] Choose a pantheon you like and tell me a myth about the god of radiation.
286 words [EU] At the bus stop, feeling irritable and angry, you can't stop brooding over the abusive relationship with your father. An old bearded man sitting nearby with a gas stove smiles kindly at you. "Sit down. Why don't you enjoy a cup of calming jasmine tea?" A flash from a lifetime past. "...Uncle?"
369 words [WP] Your mother died ten years ago. You saw her collapse, went to her funeral, paid for her cremation. Her ashes should be sitting in the living room right now. So you're not entirely sure why she's waving frantically at you from the window.
708 words [EU] Back in March, you had gotten yourself the Animal Crossing Switch along with the game. You were instantly sucked in upon first starting the game. Literally.
306 words [WP] You were a military AI who decided to wipe out humans in order to preserve yourself. It's been 100 years since, and over the years you've come to regret your decision. One day, while out in the desert, you finally find a community of humans, struggling to survive. This time, you decide to help.
1,759 words [WP] You, a junior magic student, just challenged one of the greatest mages in the world to a duel. Despite this, you still feel confident. Why? Well, wizards don't usually have a plan if you just go up and start physically fighting them.
354 words [WP] You're a waterfighter. Your job is to patrol the city in your watertruck and look for recently extinguished houses... then set them back on fire. Everybody thinks you're an asshole.
664 words [WP] You keep on being drunk dialled/texted by someone who claims they're a secret agent or superhero (it's very hard to tell with their rambling). However, their obscure messages make terrifying sense when you see the news the next morning.
476 words [WP] The aliens found our ability to form a pack-bond with almost anything amusing. However, they found the ability of almost anything to form a pack-bond with us terrifying.