r/drunk

320 words Haircut was a success i feel like a new man 285 words Real talk 137 words He said he could handle his Jack Daniels. Remember kids, if your gonna pass out drunk to take of your shoes or you may wake up with makeup on and a hot dog mustache. 137 words So my boyfriend is drunk... 128 words drunk 204 words AMA 21 year old adhd woman who had potential but is now a college dropout living at home with no job drunk as fuck 330 words Caught my gf that lived with me cheating on me with a guy that apparently got her hooked on heroin. I'm sad. 80 words My ex didn't like me to drink. Turns out I'm happier single and drunk. 192 words An easy thing to fall into 158 words Another question. Don't take this the wrong way, but do any of you guys respond or post on this sub Reddit when you're sober? I look when I'm sober, but I'm like "eh whatever, no need to comment". But when I'm drunk, I'm like "fuck yeah, I love all you guys, and want to respond to everything" 145 words drunk waiting for the roast pork in the oven. merry christmas assholes 206 words My asshole boyfriend cheated on me, for every upvote I’ll ignore another one of his texts and have another sip of gin 222 words Just caught my girlfriend with my “best friend” but I️ found a new beer I️ like. Every upvote is another brew. 365 words 1 year sober today. For every upvote ill stay sober another day 354 words This has been posted before my time. 719 words Drunk and looking for someone to talk to 290 words worst blackout you've ever had 198 words For every upvote i'll stay sober for a day 176 words FUCK TRUMP 173 words FUCK TRUMP