r/funny - Page 2

333 words Never quit drinking. 122 words Dog lets out a fierce howl when asked "Who's the Doberman." 277 words Ricky gets a refresher course in the grammer of the English language from Lucy, but is completely frustrated by the difficulties in pronounciations. From a 1952 episode of "I Love Lucy". 159 words My wife just went back to work and thinks I'm an idiot 124 words My wife just went back to work and thinks I'm an idiot 196 words GOOD. Now I get to learn how garages work. 219 words In an attempt to help my husband complete his chores, I've made him a list of side quests. 157 words My brother bought his first house this year and won’t shut up about it. Got him this cake for his bday this year, since he won’t shut up about the house. 166 words Got real tired of turning this off every time I got in my car. 132 words Men simplified 181 words An outback Australian toilet. 130 words Grandma noooo 117 words Alcohol 134 words My neighbor “allegedly” refused to pay the guy who cleared his back yard. He’ll be coming home to this gift left in his driveway. 144 words Impossible Puzzle 147 words I forgot we had a Snoop booze drawer in our guest bathroom and my friends found it at our NYE party last night. 316 words Never gets old 122 words Accidental racism 254 words Local town had their annual “Baconfest” and this guy was talking to the vegan protesters. 393 words Doing an install at a customers house found and these on the drop ceiling in the basement. Anybody wanna guess what’s on them?