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r/shittysuperpowers
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You can increase your IQ
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Whenever you stub your toe, instead of screaming, you can emit an bass-boosted version of the tune of the national anthem of the country that you are in.
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You can gain any amount of money at any time but your worst enemy gets twice as much...
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You can heal any wound 0.001% faster than the fastest naturally healing human. Your powers are accelerated to 0.01% by essential oils.
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You can understand Scottish people
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You always post in the wrong sub
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You have the insane ability to find a flaw in any shitpost and then write a 6 paragraph long complaint in the comments.
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