Whenever you stub your toe, instead of screaming, you can emit an bass-boosted version of the tune of the national anthem of the country that you are in.
You can gain any amount of money at any time but your worst enemy gets twice as much...
You can heal any wound 0.001% faster than the fastest naturally healing human. Your powers are accelerated to 0.01% by essential oils.
You can understand Scottish people
You always post in the wrong sub
You have the insane ability to find a flaw in any shitpost and then write a 6 paragraph long complaint in the comments.
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