ok so I have a crazy story about a hipster biker and a bike lock. My dad and I were coming back from dinner when a bike delivery guy was not letting the cab in front of us go around him because of some previous unforeseen dispute. My dad yelled out of the passenger window to the biker, "get out of the way!" To which the biker responded with giving us the finger. I went around him and stopped at the next light. A few seconds later the biker, now biking full speed behind us, took his bike lock and smashed my cars break light. I looked immediately at my dad and he looked at me. Without any hesitation he knew and I knew we had to go chase this fucker down. I threw the car into drive and followed the blonde dreadlocked toting fuckboy down a few alleys until he lost us. I missed a turn and watched this high-end gastropub eating, skinny cut-off jeaned wearing assclown drift off into the night. I looked at my dad and he patted me on the back and said "its ok the bastard is gonna get what comes to him at some point." But before I could accept what had happened I replied "Wait here," I threw the car in park and got out of the car and started to sprint for three blocks after the guy. At this point he thought he was in the clear. I could see him taking a left one block ahead of me so I took a left and then a quick right in hopes of cutting him off. At this point he was strolling down the road at a leisurely pace. Like a lion stalking its prey (only this time the prey was a arm tattoo wielding, lcd soundsystem listening fuckstick) I snuck up behind the fucker and tackled the ever-loving shit out of him. His bike flew one way and his package of gourmet tacos went the other. My dad pulled up, threw the car in park and pinned the scrawny fuck down (who now had the bike lock in his hand trying to hit him). We took the bike out of his hand and got into the car. Obviously after sharing a few course words with him. We both closed the door and my dad started laughing hysterically. "That was the coolest thing I have ever seen you do in my life," he said still panting. "We will not tell your mother about this but, that was fucking awesome!" Im 24 years old and my dad is 66 years old and up until that day my dad had only been my father to me. Now we're fucking bros