My husband has an obsession

Not to Modean's 2't my own horn, but I am said husband, and all these comments are what I's appreciates about yous. But if you asked me if i'd heard crazier things than ants riding seadoos...I'd say sure...some degen from upcountry doin lines o schneef off my Scrabble board...It's like algebra, why you gotta put numbers and letters together, why can't you just go fuck yerself. Hope ya got a tracking number fer that muscle shirt, cuz that package is gonna be smaller than the one yer currently sportin. Yer mom shot cum straight across the room and killed my Siamese fighting fish, threw off the pH levels in my aquarium, ya piece a shit. Give yer balls a tug, tit fuckers.

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