I'm going to quote Homer Simpson where he "told Marge the truth" using sarcasm: https://youtu.be/DnxDfB5UpVo?t=114

My parents are mega-millionaires and I'm on disability earning $700/month and I stay at home all day playing minecraft, larp'ing as a Chad on Tinder, and taking funny screenshots that only make me laugh, lol. I also take a bunch of adderall because it gets you high-as-fuck and euphoric. I have the best life ever. No responsibilies. An amazing wife. A beautiful 1-year-old daughter. Rich Millionaire parents. Access to free porn (on pornhub and xvideos). Steak every weekend, bbq ribs twice a month, pulled pork twice a month, and I never have to graduate college or get a "job" or "career" I have over 200 reddit accounts and get to spend ALL DAY EVERY DAY HIGH ON ADDERALL DOING WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT and it's the happiest life I could ever dream of, lol.

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